The people on this website are so, so weird.
Sooo, I’ll never be the same after reading these.
oh hell no
I think this movie traumatized a generation.
I’m not playing …
One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.
They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.
I can forever her the sounds of the Jumanji drums taunting at my security and sanity in life
(Source: cartoon-motion-life, via ruinedchildhood)
merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup
When I was 6 I actually got a giant container of ketchup in my stocking… this is real life.
(Source: memewhore, via milesjai)